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jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.

jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.

Posted 9 hours ago with 11,467 notes
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lisasunny:

by Zac Gorman 

lisasunny:

by Zac Gorman 

Posted 10 hours ago with 3,747 notes
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wank-r:

the best kind of texts

wank-r:

the best kind of texts

Posted 11 hours ago with 111,239 notes
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itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

Posted 11 hours ago with 128,697 notes
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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

Posted 11 hours ago with 362,909 notes
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rumoko:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

Posted 12 hours ago with 170,532 notes
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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

Posted 12 hours ago with 380,874 notes
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thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

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